Another Dinner With Eric
Eric lives in considerable style
By himself in a house downtown
But now that I live up here in Ixelles
I don’t often tend to see him around
Eric hates his pigeons
He wishes them all dead
He’s bought a gun to shoot them with
Which he keeps underneath his bed
Eric loved his antique dragon
It drew many an admiring glance
But it recently sold for just half of its worth
Lacking as it was in provenance
Eric cooks with skill and passion
Tonight it’s wild boar stew
Enjoyed with Rioja and sparkling water
As together we wonder whatever became of you
