Chaos Theory
Cultural Appropriation #2
We need a poet, The Dutchman said
Handing The Scotsman a Belgian Beer
The White Flamingo stood up and left
That was not what she had wanted to hear
In the towers above them the fonctionnaires
Waged war with their photocopiers
Carefully tabulating the brainstormed opinions
Of all of their very own sons and daughters
The Dutchman, he made weak beer and ecstasy
And gave the latter its loved-up name
Having seen for himself what The Germans next door
Get up to on pilsner and cocaine


