How To Say No

Would you like to know the right way to peel a banana?

Are you free Sunday morning for a walk in the park?

I’ve just joined a book club I think you might like

Can I borrow a hundred? I’m sorry to ask

Raise the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth

Take a deep breath and look them straight in the eye

Narrow your mouth and speak through your nose

It’s remarkably easy if only you try 

Would it be OK if I sleep on your sofa? 

It’s just that I’d rather not be on my own

I don’t suppose you’ve got any red wine?

And while I’m here do you mind if I charge my phone?

Raise the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth

Will they be offended? Well maybe they might

Narrow your mouth and speak through your nose

Just do it, it’s not like you’re trying to be impolite 

Could you take me to Charleroi at three in the morning? 

Can I borrow two eggs, some milk, and some flour?

Can you look at my CV and write me a reference?  

I’ve no hot water ay home, can I use your shower?

Raise the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth

Narrow your mouth and speak through your nose

And if they still insist upon making demands 

Ask just what part of no do they not understand? 

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